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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of 8 hobbits? a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !"
"My mate asked me why I had sex noises saved on my iPod... I said, ""It's for sound effects during sex"". He asked, ""Ah, is the wife a bit quiet in the bedroom?"" ""No,"" I replied, ""I work in a morgue."""
"Just because nobody complains Doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."
"Last night on stage at the strip club ... ...was the ugliest woman I've ever seen. She danced up to me and said ""Hey handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"" ""My glasses"" I said"
"How do you make three pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? The prostitute will stop screwing you when you die."