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Joke of the Day
"Just because nobody complains Doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."
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"Coffee so hot you pretend not to notice it when you're out with your wife."
"What do the letters D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexics Association."
"Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant? Because they always miss their target!"
"What is the difference between pot and pussy? If you can smell the pussy across the room, it's probably not the good stuff."
"What does Donald Trump play most of the time? President Evil."
"I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca... Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to ""be ready for the alpaca lips"""
"Why did the Strip club manager reject a retired Fireman's job application? Becuase he'd fire hoes."
"To make it safer to use the mobile phone when I'm driving, I've deleted all my German male contacts. I now completely Hans free."
"Do robots have sisters ? No just transistors !"