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Joke of the Day
"How do you make three pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it."
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"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good."
"What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas? Nebola"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because number 7 is Luis Suarez, and he'll eat 9, 10, 11 and the rest of your team. (Disclaimer: The joke above is only applicable when he plays for Liverpool)"
"First, there was Planking, then Owling and Milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be Thinking, that would be great."
"Accounting Joke: Why did the accountant cross the road? Because that's what they did last year."
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"I peed on the elevator. That's wrong on SO many levels."
"What do you call a muslim holocaust? Sand Sanitizer."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A nigga, you occupationalist!"