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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !"
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"Yo Mama so fat.. ..she walked past the TV and I missed 3 seasons!"
"Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states."
"Just heard a lady say she's been shopping at this Kmart for the last 15 years, and I was like, ""doesn't your family miss you?"""
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Punch his cousin"
"Detective Baby: We got you dead to rights, dirtbag. *suspect puts face in hands* Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED"
"What do you call it when two gays fight? Fruit punch!"