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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !"

"What is Donald Trump's favourite drink? A white Russian."

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I."

"A doctor, a midget, a monk and an indian is at a bar when ... ... a blonde suddenly walks in. M. Night Shyamalan shouts ""Cut!"". The blonde fainted."

"Pilots will get this. RETARD! RETARD!"

"I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor."

"Hey, I have an idea. Instead of complaining about your auto-correct every day, how about going into your settings & turning it the fcuk off?"

"My girlfriend treats me like a god Now if I can only get her to stop being an atheist."

"What did Superman get at the supermarket? A Super Bowl"

"I'm sorry sir, your wife didn't make it. Was it *sniff* the lack of prayers on Facebook? Yes sir, I'm afraid it was."