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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the seaman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock that day."
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"After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for almost 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it."
"Life in short Life is like a fart if you force it's probably shit."
"*looks at fish tank 6: It's part cat and part fish? Me: No it's just a fish *Catfish maintains eye contact while pushing over treasure chest"
"What did the blind, one-legged retarded kid get for Christmas? cancer"
"Well this is new. A pigeon just shit on my phone as I was texting."
"What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come !"
"I cheated on my wife once. We were playing monopoly and when she wasn't looking I stole some of her money. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."
"What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised? A boo-meringue"
"What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? You take him for a drag."