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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? You take him for a drag."
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"It's weird that you need money to stay alive."
"""I just want to meet a nice guy."" -Girls who exclusively date assholes"
"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? Arrrr, but his true love be the sea"
"Why did Hitler invade Poland? To get to the other side."
"What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called? I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!"
"Guy comes home from work and catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus says, ""fucking carry on like that, you wont have any mates left""."
"You cannot taste me until you undress me. Sincerely , Banana"
"What an Idea..!!! My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?"