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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised? A boo-meringue"

"If only Lord Ram used Apple maps to reach Ayodhya, Beijing would have been celebrating Diwali today."

"COP: Your home was robbed ME: Dang I had a self-designed alarm system C: Didn't work M: Back to the drawing board C: They stole that M: Dang"

"What do you say to a grammar nazi who just got their left side cut off? Their, they're, there. You'll be all right."

"[On a date] *Don't let her know you're a dog* Girl: Do you want to...maybe go for a walk after this? *starts running in circles going crazy*"

"Children are demo versions of humans."

"When Hugh Hefner dies I don't think people will say he's in a better place."

"I'd sit on Ellen Pao's face... ... Just so I wouldn't have to look at it."

"How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there"

"What do you call a funny baked good? a pun"