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Joke of the Day

"After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for almost 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it."

"Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?"

"What's Tinkerbell's favorite drink during ""that time of the month?"" A Bloody Fairy. Sorry everybody."

"What did the photographer say when he retired? ""I can't take it anymore!"""

"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."

"If u had Hitler & a guy who doesnt mute the keyboard on his iPhone in a room & could only kill one, would u give Hitler the dead guys phone?"

"My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say ""Now son, this may hurt a bit""."

"God grades on the cross, not the curve."

"What do you call it when you shit yourself during the first meal of the day? An Incontinent-al Breakfast"

"My recipe spilled over a little because I put baking soda in my chicken broth It wasn't a big soup rise"