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Joke of the Day

"What did the blind, one-legged retarded kid get for Christmas? cancer"

"The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback"

"and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about...MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE"

"I like my women like I like my cold meats In-bread"

"A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the UK."

"Guy : Damn Girl, are you a newspaper? Girl : No, Why? Guy : Because there is a new fucking issue with you every day."

"I used to be brilliant at robotic dancing. I'm a bit rusty now though."

"Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are running for president... Well, look on the bright side, Dick Cheney is not president."

"Animal Crackers Please do not eat if the seal is broken."