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Joke of the Day

"My six year old lost a tooth. I left a note instead of money ""too dirty."" He has been brushing that one tooth all day. Lesson unlearned"

"Yeah, I've got that Sexy Librarian thing going on. Except I'm not sexy. Or a librarian. I would like you to keep it down though."

"A woman is pulled over for speeding Cop: May I ask you why were you speeding? Woman: That is not possible, I think that Russians hacked your speedometer"

"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."

"When you get a brain freeze from a margarita you know you have problems"

"My mom always said I was like a punctuation mark I am an exclamation mark when I should have just been a period."

"Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling!"

"Why'd the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"

"What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier."

"Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies."