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Joke of the Day

"When you get a brain freeze from a margarita you know you have problems"

"Fisherman got jokes... A little fish humor for everyone. ""Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"" ""Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"" ""You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"""

"How do men define a ""50/50"" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle."

"Shriek your Twitter name between songs at concerts and hope that it makes the live album."

"How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist? Ask them what 'unsigned' means."

"Top 3 questions asked by my parents: 3) How's the business? 2) Do you have a girlfriend? 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator?"

"What is the definition of ""trust?"" Two cannibals giving each other head."

"I've got my ion you, baby!"

"How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows it's never happened."

"How are women like condoms? They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick."