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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"
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"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree? ""I freed the what?"""
"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile with my shoes....shoved up your ass."
"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs"
"My friend started making bird puns towards me. Toucan play at that game!"
"""Hold the door!!!"" ""What door?"""
"I used to be an Uncle like you... ...Until I took an arrow to the niece."
"That awkward moment when your phone auto-corrects ""I wanna do it"" to ""I wanna donut"" because it knows you're fat."
"Baller is short for ballerina"
"My golf game is a lot like my iPad, I don't have an iPad."