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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"
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"I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets. I never thought someone could stoop so low."
"Hey, the 1700's called, they said please invent telephones."
"A photon walks into a hotel..... ..... And is asked if he needs help with his luggage. The photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"When playing golf my wife got stung by a bee between the first and second hole I told her that her stance was too wide"
"Daughter just told me my hair looks good. The request for a ride will be coming in less than 10 minutes."
"So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station... ...and says to the attendant: ""Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please."" The attendant replies: ""That sounds like a good deal!"""
"A dog is ironing shirts and cursing under it's breath: ""What a fool I was! Bring me the slippers, my ass!""."
"THE SUN HASN'T RISEN IN SIX WEEKS AND THE ANIMALS ARE AGITATED. THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM JUST SAYS ""THAT'S ALL FOLKS"""
"TIFU by messing up my wife's Subway order. Whoops, wrong sub."