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Joke of the Day

"Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies."

"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broom!...haha"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? (NSFW) To suck the cock"

"Being an amputee... On one hand it has its benefits, but on the oth-"

"My redneck cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously cliche... I mean really. Cracker wants a poly?"

"among countless other horrible crimes the KKK also ruined the badass title of ""Grand Wizard"" for every other organization forever"

"What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Ugly."

"What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education."

"My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means. Thomas, Carl or the fat and ugly one?"

"When I get home from work, I like to pack myself into really small suitcases. I can hardly contain myself."