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Joke of the Day

"Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer? Because they heard he's a web developer"

"My Ex told me I overanalyse things... I'd believe her but she uses that excuse 19.3% of the time."

"What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin? The part he dips in Olive Oyl."

"If you're not buying kraft mac and cheese you might be buying an impasta."

"Daylight Saving Time switches on November 6. That's right, this presidential campaign is an hour longer than you thought."

"A man walked into a communist school... only to find that they had no classes."

"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""

"Why did the Middle Eastern man not want his daughter to go on a date with a boy from school? He was afraid she would come home stoned."

"Me...Lazy? Don't get me started!"

"There's only 7,100 cheetahs left in the wild. Scientists say they are racing towards extinction."