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Joke of the Day

"Everyone keeps telling me... Everyone keeps telling me ""There are plenty of fish in the sea"" and I keep telling them ""NO way in hell, I am gonna fuck a fish"""

"I wonder what the parking situation is at the Special Olympics? ...."

"Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited Alaska? I guess he came back a husky fucker."

"How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation? Natural selection."

"Baby showers are so weird. It's like ""hey, congrats on having a functional reproductive system""."

"I came up with the next musical fusion: Reggae and K-pop... I call it Ganja Style"

"What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job."

"The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump."

"What did the Father of Judaism sleep on? An Abra-Hammock I'm sorry"

"Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack."