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Joke of the Day
"How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation? Natural selection."
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"Where does the zombie president live? In the wight house."
"When toasting the holidays Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a ""Bud."""
"[in bed] M: Do that thing I like H: NO M: Please? H: *sighs [puts on British redcoat uniform] I have your tea M: I WILL NEVER PAY YOUR TAXES"
"Two guys walk into a bar.... The third guy ducks. Lol"
"What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East? Happi-ness"
"Is #GoHomeIndianMedia really trending? Can we respond with #NoPleaseYouKeepThem or #OkFineWhereElseCanWeSendThem"
"I took an IQ test today.. The results were inconclusive"
"YOU: I murdered someone. YOUR DOG: I'm totally cool with that. I love you. ****************** YOU: I murdered someone. YOUR CAT: Me too."
"son: hey dad me: [picks up phone, dials 9] yes son: now don't get mad me: [dials 1] ok son: do we have a fire extinguisher me: [dials 1]"