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Joke of the Day
"What did the Father of Judaism sleep on? An Abra-Hammock I'm sorry"
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"My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday. I don't think they understood when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"What disease do police give black people? Glock coma"
"How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater"
"Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it."
"Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector."
"What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets? A little get together"
"Two guys walked into a bar... ...the third one ducked."
"If you're happy and you know it, thank your ex."
"Hillary and Trump are in a boat and it sinks. Who survives? I'd say Hillary. According to Bill, she never goes down."