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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to start my vegan diet but apparently cannibalism is frowned upon."
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"What did the female Supreme Court Marshall say when I visited her? [Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyez)"
"Websites never remember me :("
"I promised my wife I would make her feel like a princess. She is all locked up in the tower now."
"Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem... Comes out of nowhere"
"3 mods walk into a bar [deleted]"
"Gay guys don't listen to girls talk either, but we do have the good sense to say ""I know, right?!"" while we wait for our turn to talk."
"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."
"Was Billy Idol? No, he was moving at the time."