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Joke of the Day

"I came up with the next musical fusion: Reggae and K-pop... I call it Ganja Style"

"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Felippe Feloppe ... wah wah"

"If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick."

"Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time."

"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."

"Why are camouflage jokes always great? Because you never see them coming."

"I just moved to Wisconsin, and my neighbour invited me over to meet his wife and his sister. When I got there... ...the three of us had dinner."

"I slipped on some black ice yesterday. At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone."

"*rubs temples* security guard: Hey you! Stop touching the historic buildings at this ancient religious site!!"

"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."