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Joke of the Day

"Salary is like a period you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week."

"To my followers in Florida in the path of the hurricane: Remember to keep your phone charged. These tweets don't ""like"" themselves."

"Him: Damn, girl, are you a math textbook? Her: No, why? Him: 'Cause you have a lot of fuckin' problems."

"What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug? Amfetamines"

"Why do white men shop at black yard sales? To get all their stuff back."

"I hate it when you buy a packet of M&Ms And it's full of W's."

"Oh white people, is there anything you won't try to fix with a 5K run/walk?"

"Watched my first porno today... I looked much younger back then."

"I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance."

"Did you hear about the thin guy who went to Alaska for six months? He came back a husky fucker."