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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the thin guy who went to Alaska for six months? He came back a husky fucker."
Next Joke
"What are Russian clothes always made out of? Lenin."
"If a recipe does not call for cheese, I'm gonna assume they forgot it and add an entire large bag. Well 3/4 of bag cause I ate some of it."
"Me: ""Want a banana?"" 3yo: ""Yes, but don't cut it up. And don't peel it. And don't make it be a banana. Make it be a waffle."""
"What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit? Labor Day."
"Piles Day Today is ""World Piles Day"". Get yourself examined thoroughly. If you don't have piles, celebrate . . . . . . . for being the perfect Asshole!"
"Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there."
"Well, they warned me that I'd go blind if I kept doing that... Sitting too close to the TV."
"What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window? Kurt and Rod"
"What be a Pirates favorite letter? Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har"