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Joke of the Day
"Why do white men shop at black yard sales? To get all their stuff back."
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"My WWII joke is quite predictable How did Jew Nazi that coming?"
"Your momma's so fat....she tried to upload a selfie to the Internet and got an error ""Not Enough Storage Space"""
"Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth."
"HYPNOTIST: YOU ARE FEELING SLEEPY ME: kinda safe bet there HYPNOTIST: YOU WILL DANCE LIKE AN OCTOPUS ME: again, still no surprises."
"Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with."
"I went to a zoo, but they only had one animal there. That animal was was a dog. It was a shitzu."
"They should make erasers for Crayons called ""Crayoffs""."
"Him: Hi Me: I bet you say that to all the girls"
"By not having a 160 character limit, we are missing out on all the good tweets that have 141 through 160 characters. It's science."