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Joke of the Day

"What's gray and comes in quarts? An Elephant"

"I'm not sure where I stand on abortion I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice"

"What is a cannibal's favourite treat? A kid kat. (My 9 year old son made this up.)"

"Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him."

"I'm rich beyond my wildest dream... Too bad my dreams were never too wild."

"Jesus Joke Who killed Jesus and then said ""Aaaar, Matey""? Pontius Pirate"

"Just saw a grasshopper jump on cement. THEY'RE EVOLVING."

"Fight club but just dueling neighbor's aggressively leaf blowing leaves onto each other's lawns."

"I told my mum I was goingto make a car out of spaghetti She was really surprised when I drove pasta"

"Twitter: your jokes suck Instagram: your face sucks Snapchat: your life sucks Facebook: your family misses you and is also racist"