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Joke of the Day
"What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug? Amfetamines"
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"Why did Mr. T reject Socialism? Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: ""All you have to lose is your chains."""
"A black man and a Mexican are in a car , who's driving it ? The Police"
"Watching CNN for news is like watching ""Patch Adams"" for medical advice."
"Husband -Talking to wife I have a problem Wife - how many times must i tell you that it is ""we,"" ""we have a problem"". Husband - Ok, sweetie, we have a problem. My secretary is having our baby"
"I'm opening a pet grooming business. I'm calling it ""Bitch, I will cut you"""
"There are 0000 0010 people in the world..... Those who get it, and those who dont"
"Why was the plumber sad? He had a shitty job."
"Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"What do you call a homosexual man on roller skates? Rolaids."