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Joke of the Day

"Him: Damn, girl, are you a math textbook? Her: No, why? Him: 'Cause you have a lot of fuckin' problems."

"[pun] I wanted to be a personal trainer... But I was too scrawny and had to hand in my too weak notice. (Credits to Adrian, badass Chef)"

"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."

"Why are tampons always grumpy? Because they're stuck up cunts."

"I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways."

"Yoga Instructor: This is Warrior pose Me:*Sitting down, eating a cheeseburger YI: Me:*chewing I'm a Warrior who just slayed a McDonaldite"

"Fat chicks don't get wet..... They get greasy"

"A grasshopper sits at the bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""

"What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot? A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball..."

"ive learned that asians will always make Wong decisions when driving..."