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Joke of the Day
"Arrghh! I'm so bummed! I finally got laid off"
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"What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10? The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror"
"'Ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - Putin"
"How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world? All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it."
"""Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."""
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his ass."
"What do you call a dinosaur prisoner that drops the soap during shower time? Buttholeissaurus-wreckt"
"Congratulations on your gold medal in the conclusion jump."
"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."
"Why are there so many cat photos online? Because Asians love to take a photo of their food before eating."