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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock? you can't fuck a rock"
Next Joke
"Ok son, the bad news is, your dog died while u were at school. The good news however, I found a vape pen in a tree mmmm onion flavor"
"A man goes to join the navy Instructor- Do you know how to swim? Man-wait...they don't provide ships?"
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend 2: To get to the idiot's house. Friend 1: Knock knock Friend 2: Who's there? Friend 1: The chicken"
"Why did the Trump inauguration look so small? Camouflage!"
"For all of you fighting about Black Friday, please remember... All Fridays matter."
"What goes in hard but comes out soft and sticky? Gum"
"My laptop said hello to me.... I think it's ""a Dell"""
"Worst thing about having a one-syllable name: Every ""Happy Birthday"" singer stretches it out awkwardly to fit the song. ""Paaaa-aul"""