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Joke of the Day
"Wanna know how I tell my sister is on her period? My Dad's dick tastes like blood."
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"Your mother's so fat... she listens to Jimmy Buffet."
"What do you call someone who only gives back rubs to men? A massage-inist."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Saddam. Saddam who? *Seen*"
"Ugh. Do I really need to register to your website to leave a comment? I just need to disagree with this asshole real quick."
"Chemistry Student I'm a science teacher and once I asked one of my lazy students if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium. He replied, 'Na, I don't'. Lucky sod, he's only ever right periodically."
"What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech"
"So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night? She said: no I really was asleep. (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)"
"Why did Obama serve two terms? Because blacks always get a longer sentence"
"What do you call a psychoanalysis game show? Family Freud"