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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton? Bill got fucked in the oval office and Hillary just got fucked out of it."

"Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive."

"Dear guy sitting next to me at the bar wearing camouflage: I can still see you."

"What did the Suicide Bomber think about the premature bomb Explosion ? Wow this blew up."

"Can a ninja kill you from 20ft away? Sure he can."

"If you tuck your t-shirt into your shorts, don't be surprised if my kid kicks you in the nuts. I'm trying to raise him right."

"My friend asked me, ""What is a palindrome?"" I said, ""No, it's not."""

"Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old? They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!"

"Doctor, doctor I broke my arm in two places. Doctor: Stop going to those places."

"I found a butterfly without wings... So I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned."