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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator? A Cairo-practor"
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"What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year."
"A Mexian magician is proffering on stage... He says ""On the count of 3 i will disappear."" Uno. Dos. *POOF * He disappears without a trace."
"I have a new theory about the most effective way to sabotage condoms... ... but you'll probably just poke holes."
"It's been a horrible morning so far. My ex got run over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver :("
"The genie sang that whole song about how he's gonna be Aladdin's best friend ever right in front of the monkey"
"I just ate my yogurt with a fork, because I've learned that if it looks like you have your shit together, people ask you to do stuff."
"Somebody actually complimented me on my parking today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."
"Calling 911 Hello 911 I'd like to report murder, this bitch killed my vibe"
"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"