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Joke of the Day
"Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food."
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"What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs? Elephants Gerald"
"What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe? A refund. credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)"
"I hate it when I'm trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World."
"I think I'll test to see if my husband is checking my browser history by searching ""How to tell if your baby is black in the womb."""
"My wife and I finally finished baby-proofing the house. Let's see that baby try and get in here now."
"What's the Difference between NHL Players and the Jersey Shore Girls? NHL Players shower after three periods."
"How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama? One Mississippi."
"You're in a room with a murderer and someone who makes sandwiches with the crust end of the bread and you have 1 bullet. Who do- ""Bread guy"""
"Is that a Nexus 6 or are you just happy to see me?"