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Joke of the Day
"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round."
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"Why come cats purr? It's your pussy's way of saying ""I love you."""
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"Why did little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally"
"An electrician walks into intensive care and yells: Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'"
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks."
"Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot? Jurassic times call for Jurassic Measures."
"Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?"
"Who should have played Bilbo? Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings? Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard."
"A Blonde on her way to Disneyland... ...saw a sign that said ""Disneyland, Left"", so she turned around and went home."