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Joke of the Day
"69% of people... ...find something dirty in every sentence."
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"""Buy your individuality!"" - Urban Outfitters"
"China has a new mid-range rocket called the 'Dong Feng'... ...there is another rocket under development called the 'Pon.'"
"Nerd joke nicca say wat?"
"Why do Chicken Coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they would be a chicken sedan. *slaps knee*"
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"Knock-knock"
"Why can't Pakistanis play soccer? Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store"
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"How many ""suh dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. It's already lit fam"