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Joke of the Day

"STUDENT: what's it like being drunk? TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12. STUDENT: there are only 3 desks."

"ke$ha gets caught in the currency exchange market she is now ke0.77ha"

"Of course it's you. if it was me I wouldn't even bring it up."

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at? Tennish."

"What do you call it when you get a boner at a funeral? Mourning wood."

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy? Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not"

"For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Ayeee-Matey"

"Whats the difference between jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come home from camp"