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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Ayeee-Matey"
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"How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on a lake before it was cool."
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."
"What happens when a plant is sad? The other plants have to photosympathize with it"
"What is a terrorist's favorite wine? White Infidel."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap out of their dogs!"
"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! *Car crashes*"
"I saw a documentry on saving the planet They had some garbage facts"
"Why did the horse get a DUI? She had too many maretinis"
"I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea."