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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you get a boner at a funeral? Mourning wood."
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"I'm ""the VCR was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal"" years old"
"This is the best day of my life! ""Why?"" I just got 1000 comment karma! ""I don't get it, what's the joke?"" My life, my life is the joke."
"Then: Me: I want McDonald's Mom: Do you have McDonald's money? Now: Mom: I want grandkids Me: Do you have grandkids money??"
"Have you ever read ""The Longest Joke in the World""? Now you have."
"Calm down girls, it's Starbucks. They sell coffee, not unicorn blood."
"I'm not seeing ""cat herder"" on any of these job websites."
"ME:[defending myself] Oh yeah?? Well I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me"
"People who say they are ""comfortable in their own skin,"" scare me because I wonder how they know what it's like to wear someone else's skin"
"I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind."