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Joke of the Day

"Of course it's you. if it was me I wouldn't even bring it up."

"I just found out that the reptile I had sex with last night had an STD Now I have a dino-sore"

"""I'm caught in a love hexagon."" - polygamists"

"So after the subreddit banning went down, I texted Ellen Pao asking if this was some sort of a joke. She responded ""Im SRS"""

"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow? He got snowed in."

"I'll try this here. Let's all come up with a joke, line by line... One person starts, the next adds a line."

"Commercials for toilet paper make it seem like I'll be cuddling with the shit instead of wiping with it."

"Just learned that New York's state bird is a guy apologizing for being late because of the trains while holding a brand new coffee."

"Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed? Because no one wants to feel his serpentine."

"What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him? ''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''"