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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come home from camp"
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"What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common? They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs."
"That pie smells so good I jizzed in my pants... I guess you could say I came to my senses."
"If someone gossips to you, you can bet they also gossip about you..."
"OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew."
"As a fan of Dirty Dancing I can only hope that when we go on holiday one of my daughters sleeps with a middle aged dance instructor."
"What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !"
"If tennis rules were chasing the ball and bringing it to your opponent without letting him have it, my dog would be the best in the world."
"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time... ...are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
"Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser? Because he missed a split-end on a curl."