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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"How are babies and strippers alike? They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home"

"What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."

"Shopping for houses, it seems like a lot of the houses in my price range need some TLC... But I don't want no scrubs."

"Why do black guys have red eyes after sex? Pepper Spray."

"If trump doesn't get the Republican nomination There will be hell toupe (Converted from another joke found in this board!)"

"My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore... ...so I sent him a card, ""Get well soon."""

"Classic rock is like listening to drugs."

"My friend had a dog... My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer"

"I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie... ...it's gonna be a blockbuster."