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Joke of the Day

"For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping."

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."

"Roses are red... Grass is greener When I think of you I play with my wiener"

"If I had an email for every Hillary Clinton joke being made right now I'd have none."

"U2's Ireland shows have sold out. Expect a ticket through your letterbox any day now courtesy of Bono."

"If any of my jokes or status have offended you, I am truly sorry......... that you're such a pu$$y......."

"Q: Did you hear about the incompetent lumberjack? A: He just couldn't cut it, so he was forest fired."

"How does Hitler line people up to get ready for mass genocide? Jew by Jew"

"Everyone is misunderstanding me... I just don't know why. I keep telling them I got an East Infection. (better said verbally)"

"I entered a laziness competition and placed first. I got atrophy."