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Joke of the Day
"What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose."
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"Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat."
"Me: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Him: Ma'am, for the last time, we don't have a limit on how much liquor you can buy."