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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."

"Lets role play I'll be Osama, You be a cave, and I'll hide up inside you"

"What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !"

"*shows up at your work* ""Hi, it's me. From the internet."""

"Yo Mama is so fat She provides shelter to the people in Nepal"

"rroses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day was invented by big corporations so they could sell more anti-depressants"

"What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ? They both like bombs"

"What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is."

"How do you know Bill Cosby raped the girl The proof is in the pudding"

"An American bartender, an African bartender and an Asian bartender walk into a bar. And they start working right away. Damn, what a busy night.(:"