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Joke of the Day

"I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go."

"I bought the wrong kind of compass. Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere drawing perfect circles."

"I still remember when everyone wanted their phone to be smaller. Now that we can watch porn on them, everyone wants them bigger."

"How do you know if your best friend is gay? If his dick tastes like shit!"

"Joke about China [censored]"

"What should we call people who leave crusty bits of food in the corner of their mouths? #Herpeaters."

"Finish this Joke: ""so this drunk chief walks into a village...."""

"I've just de-flowered a virgin. I mugged a Pokemon Go player coming out of a florists."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much But in the end it doesn't even matter"

"How did the white girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)"