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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why was the chicken happy? A: Everything was eggcellent."
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"My mom told me to go to my happy place so I pulled out my phone and went to Reddit."
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"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman"
"How do you catch an Elephant? Dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and line the outside with peas. So when the Elephant comes to take a pea, you can kick him in the ash hole."
"A very old joke: why is the letter r so important? Because without it, our friends would be fiends."
"What's a dentist's favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out"
"How do you say doormat in Spanish? Matador"
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"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching."