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Joke of the Day
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'."
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"What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth? Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace."
"What is Buddhism measured in? Oooohms"
"I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful. In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside."
"Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left?"
"Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, ""what kinda robot does that one turn into?"""
"Typographers will appreciate this Stereotype"
"What's the cure for world hunger? Food"
"Friends that are with you during your darkest times probably didn't pay their electric bill either."
"Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret."