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Joke of the Day

"Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, ""what kinda robot does that one turn into?"""

"Black people, want to piss white people off? Open a restaurant. And don't serve coffee or brunch."

"Is the Sea salty because the land doesn't wave back? Someone else thought it was a funny thought of mine on showethoughts"

"What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu you need ""Oinkment"", for bird flu you need ""Tweetment""."

"Just kick higher, dammit! This isn't Rockette science."

"Roses are red, And sometimes thorny, When I think of you, It makes me horny."

"There are three things I can never remember.... There....um....uh....dang it! I forgot!"

"What are Aladdin's least favourite biscuits Jaffar Cakes"

"A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. It would be funny if I had a punchline.. Wooden tit."

"What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government? A Haiku."