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Joke of the Day

"Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left?"

"Doctors just told me I have ""stripper lung"" from inhaling too much brass polish & if I go back to ""JIGGLERS"" again I'll die."

"I don't know about you guys... but I don't want Trump's trickle down economics...."

"If I had a brewery I would make an alcoholic drink called ""Responsibly"". I wouldn't even have to pay for advertising."

"I'm in a band called called Dyslexia We've just released our greatest shit album"

"My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens."

"What is the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick in your ass"

"I got breast removal surgery... Sorry I had to get that of my chest"

"You know why half a joke isn't funny?"

"[first date] ME: one of my biggest pet peeves is people who think the world revolves around them MY DATE, WHO IS THE SUN: i see"