200613
Joke of the Day
"What do you do when an elephant comes into a room? Swim."
Next Joke
"What did the homeless guy eat after he dropped his hamburger? Ground beef"
"A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely."
"I am NOT just 'a piece of meat' you know. I'm a ribeye steak... a bit fatty, but still quite tasty. Ok, I lied. I'm pork butt."
"What do you call Ralph Nader's alter ego? His alter-nader"
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me there's something that smells."
"*notices it's not even 8am*nn*been tweeting like a boss...*nn*...to 5 insomniacs*"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"So I was driving home from work tonight, I saw a woman texting whilst driving. It infuriated me so much I threw my beer bottle at her car."
"Scientists have looked into claims of widespread mansplaining... Turns out it's usually just an ovaryaction."