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Joke of the Day

"Friends that are with you during your darkest times probably didn't pay their electric bill either."

"Spinach is like butt sex If you're forced to have it as a child; you won't enjoy it as an adult"

"What do you call Hitler's bachelor party? The Reich-stag!"

"I do not discriminate between white-collar and blue-collar workers Because I am collar-blind."

"I've decided to get help with my drug habit. I've managed to convince some friends to give me bulk discounts."

"What is the black stuff between elephants' toes? Slow natives"

"Wife: Put the dishes away I have other things to do. Me: ok *Me loading dishwasher with wife watching entire time to ensure I do it right*"

"A Jew, Korean, and Black guy walk into a bar. The bartender told them to get the fuck out."

"OBAMA: your resume says you think of the ""best nicknames?"" ME: that's right, Obama-nable snowman *finger guns* OBAMA: [softly] holy shit"

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge? One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)"