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Joke of the Day
"Proposing new subreddit rule No more menstruation jokes. Period."
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"I walked in a Library... I walked in a library and asked the librarian for a book about small penises. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet"". I replied ""Yeah, that's the one"""
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? [chokes]"
"That would be weird if a pirate got a mastectomy... wooden tit."
"Why do Jews have a big nose? Because air is free"
"""Haha, you failed."" ""Yeah, so did your dads condom."""
"What is the opposite of Christopher reeves? Christopher Walken"
"May you never leave your marriage alive."
"Thanks 'the news', but I get my political info from the Facebook posts of crazy relatives and people I haven't seen since high school."
"I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one."